a handmade apology, for one person only
Sorry,
Prishaa.
Maine tumhe hurt kiya. Jaane mein ya anjaane mein — farak nahi padta. Hurt hua, toh hua. Ye website koi excuse nahi hai. Ye effort hai.
sorry ka anatomy
Ek asli sorry ke
paanch hisse hote hain.
Psychology kehti hai ki “sorry yaar” kaafi nahi hota. Toh ye raha poora wala — har hissa, bina shortcut ke.
- 1
Acknowledge
Galti meri thi.
No “but”, no “tum bhi toh”. Jo hua, wo meri taraf se hua — aur usse chhupane ka koi irada nahi hai.
- 2
Own it
Intent se zyada impact matter karta hai.
Maine socha nahi tha ki itna lagega. Par tumhe laga — aur bas wahi important hai.
- 3
Feel it
Jo tumne feel kiya, wo real tha.
Tumhara gussa “overreaction” nahi hai. Tum gussa ho kyunki tumhe farak padta hai — aur wo izzat ki baat hai.
- 4
Repair
Sorry bolna start hai, end nahi.
Ye site pehli eent hai. Baaki deewar actions se banegi — har din thoda thoda.
- 5
Promise
Next time: pehle sunna, phir bolna.
React karne se pehle rukna, tumhari baat poori sunna — ye promise hai. Aur agar phir galti hui, toh usi din sorry, ego ke bina.
Ab thoda tumhare baare mein. Kyunki tum deserve karti ho sunna ki tum kya ho.
the many Prishaas
Ek insaan.
Chhe alag talents.
Aur maine inme se kisi ko bhi hurt kiya. Har card palto — har ek ke peeche ek sach hai.
23 · 03 · 2007
the day the world got smarter
23 March 2007.
Gujarat got its star.
Prishaa ka time on Earth — live
Aries. Fire sign. Gussa jaldi aata hai — aur maaf bhi jaldi karti hai. Ye science hai, argue mat karna.
Tum 21 March ke spring equinox ke sirf 2 din baad aayi thi. Matlab literally spring ke saath aayi ho.
mini game · 30 seconds
Pop the gussa.
Ye das chhote storm clouds tumhara gussa hain. Ek ek karke tap karo — har cloud ke andar kuch chhupa hai.
Ab ek baat jo kehni zaroori thi — gusse se nahi, care se.
ek chhota sa lesson · 35 seconds
The disappearing act.
Lecture nahi hai, promise. Bas paanch chhote chapters — un dino ke liye jab koi hurt kare aur tumhara mann ho sab delete karke gayab ho jaane ka.
Chapter 1
Jab koi hurt karta hai…
…tum chup ho jaati ho. Telegram delete. Offline. Gayab. Us waqt lagta hai ye protection hai — aur kuch had tak hai bhi.
gussa calm kit
Delete karne se pehle, 4-7-8.
Agli baar jab gussa itna aaye ki sab delete karne ka mann ho — pehle ye karna. 4 second saans andar, 7 roko, 8 mein bahar. Teen baar. Nervous system ko literally shaant karta hai. Abhi try karo, mere saath.
proof of effort
Ye sirf ek
“sorry yaar” nahi tha.
Tum khud code karti ho — tumhe pata hai ek cheez ko properly banane mein kitna time lagta hai. Har section, har animation, har line tumhare liye socha gaya. Ye raha receipt.
Apology & Co.
Receipt of Effort
billed to: Prishaa · Gujarat
- Hours spent overthinking37
- Sorry texts typed & deleted14
- Times our chat was re-read∞
- Cups of chai (stress wali)9
- Pride swallowed100%
- Excuses included0
- Lines of code for you2,000+
paid in: honesty (no excuses accepted)
— your very sorry, very stupid friend
no refunds on feelings
friendship 2.0 · terms & conditions
Naye rules.
Ye meri taraf se promises hain. Jo theek lage, uspe tap karke accept karo — tum boss ho.
Fine print: Beijjati karne ka right permanently Prishaa ke paas reserved hai. Ye clause kabhi expire nahi hoga. *Gussa hone ka right bhi.
final verdict
Toh… maaf kiya?
Koi pressure nahi. Gussa abhi 100% pe hai — jo bhi jawab ho, wo tumhara hai. Bas itna jaan lo: ye dost kahin nahi jaa raha. Yahin hai.